DMX and George Zimmerman have agreed to fight a celebrity boxing match for charity. DMX was selected out of 15,000 applicants … all of whom wanted a piece of Zimmerman in the ring after he issued the open challenge to fight anyone willing to take him.  But no one wanted to beat Zimmerman’s ass more than DMX.  DMX promised to massacre Zimmerman in the ring if he got the chance. To be exact, he said, “I am going to beat the living f**k out him … I am breaking every rule in boxing to make sure I f**k him right up.” He then said he’d literally piss on George’s face.  Zimmerman might actually have a chance though —he’s been training pretty hard for months … oh yeah, and he’s only 30 years old. DMX is 43. The boxing match will be 3 rounds.  The date, time, and location of the fight will be announced at a news conference next Wednesday.

This is a bad idea no matter what the outcome.